The Hillary ad I'd like to see...

• Close up of a hand dialing a number.
• White House phone rings. Close up of woman's hand picking up receiver, drawing it to mouth. "Hello? Who is this?" she asks.
• The caller pauses...perplexed
• White House: camera pans out to show: It's Monica Lewinsky answering the phone!
• Caller: camera pans out to show: It's Hillary calling in to the White House -now furious.
• Voiceover: "If Hillary becomes president, no telling who'll be picking up the phone at 3 in the morning." [background image: towel-clad, panicky Bill skeetering across the floor.]