12.28.2007

Pat Robertson's Countdown to 2008!

Well, it ain't exactly Times Square revelry fare. Robertson predicted, in his usual vague, meandering way, "very serious terrorist attacks" against us, with a "definite certainty" in the second half of 2007. "Mass killing," "chaos," and "possibly millions" dead. I wonder how many Robertson followers are hunkered down in underground bunkers now, sipping on his protein shakes? Or how many have fled the country with their families, so they can live another year and leg press 2,000 pounds for Christ? My guess: none. Which just serves as a reminder that "some of them want to lie, and some of them want (and enjoy) to be lied to." (Apologies to Annie Lenox.)